"Moral Compass" - new performance poem (work in progress!)

There's something wrong inside my brain
Moral compass out of range
So...was it right to go to war?
Switch the channel, what's the score?
Fear and outrage, run and hide
That was definitely offside
Win the prize, stick or twist
Look at the size of that girl's tits
Another flood, a million deaths
Switch the channel, (BEAT) one...last...breath

What is right? What is wrong?
Eviction night, winning song
Back in 30, gone to lunch
My moral biscuit's lost its crunch
House or garage, rock or punk?
My moral sex drive's lost its spunk

(RANT)
What's wrong with a society that attempts to condition women to believe that receiving a face-full of ejaculate ISN'T some form of misogynistic control mechanism brought about by the emasculation of society following a wave of extreme feminist radicalism?

Is that sexy? Coz I ain't buyin' it!

Diet Coke, a brand new car
My moral doodah's lost its blah
A loving, caring, sensual & consenting relationship...a new life born
(BEAT)
Porn, porn, porn, porn

There's something wrong inside our brain
Our moral compass...is fucked

Postal Gold

...and I got a cheque for £35 quid, although it was only a fraction of it real scrap value...

Top Ten Playground Songs

...and in at number 8...

Frustrated 40's Couple - the Cucumber sketch

Our first professionally filmed and fully edited sketches delivered today. Very exciting!! :)

James Pendlington shagging his camera in a German porn stylie

James Pendlington shagging his camera in a German porn stylie

Filming the Customer Services sketch

Filming the Customer Services sketch

Filming of the Cucumber sketch...

Filmed today in High Wycombe with the fabulous @Cathy Conneff :)

John inverness (aged 42 an' a bit) on "Ask John (inverness) - Part 3"

Ask me questions about owt an I'll answer them...probably...
email: askjohninverness@gmail.com
twitter: @johninverness

Today John answers questions about decorating and his pink wrinkly sack!!

John inverness (aged 42 an' a bit) on "Ask John (inverness) - Part 2"

Ask me questions about owt an I'll answer them...probably...
email: askjohninverness@gmail.com
twitter: @johninverness

Today John answers questions about how television works and smoke...and where it goes